“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” Chuck PalahniukTumblr (3.0; @saffronjunkie)http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/<p><ul><li>Movies I did not think would be any good: <strong>Hot Tub Time Machine</strong></li> <li>Movies that John Cusack probably isn&#8217;t that thrilled with having made but makes significantly better with his presence: <strong>Hot Tub Time Machine</strong></li> <li>Movies that feature fourth wall breaks and men I never expected to see naked: <strong>Hot Tub Time Machine</strong></li> <li>Movies that turned out to be fucking hilarious in a vulgar, sadly true, and surreal way: <strong>Hot Tub Time Machine</strong></li> </ul></p>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51080245776http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51080245776Wed, 22 May 2013 13:34:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deanisaclosetedgeek.tumblr.com/post/48405218026/deidaracchi-today-in-science-we-had-this-sub-nd" target="_blank">deanisaclosetedgeek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deidaracchi.tumblr.com/post/48370424125/today-in-science-we-had-this-sub-nd-the-other" target="_blank">deidaracchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3eff50967d29172606231b51cca2ad92/tumblr_inline_mlj80qFmAn1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079936752http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079936752Wed, 22 May 2013 13:29:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9gt5cO0qZ1r2qp8oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chasingnetti.tumblr.com/post/30382595230/charles-sims-the-beautiful-one-is-fled-1900" target="_blank">chasingnetti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Charles Sims - “The Beautiful One Is Fled” - 1900 civarı</p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079788673http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079788673Wed, 22 May 2013 13:26:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed76b136479d87699493723c504d9056/tumblr_mn7iwaGW3k1qzozjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amandapalmer.tumblr.com/post/51074874563/me-and-a-very-hot-looking-neilhimself-a-few-days" target="_blank">amandapalmer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me and a very hot-looking @neilhimself, a few days after we got engaged, photographed in NYC for coilhouse magazine by allan amato.</p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079687872http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079687872Wed, 22 May 2013 13:24:31 -0400my final thought before making most decisions: fuck ithttp://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079615731http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079615731Wed, 22 May 2013 13:23:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianthe.tumblr.com/post/44682377998/do-you-ever-see-something-so-uniform-and" target="_blank">ianthe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>do you ever see something so uniform and undisturbed that you just wanna stomp all over it, like snow or the patriarchy</p> </div> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079577578http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51079577578Wed, 22 May 2013 13:22:29 -0400alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ca1df480cfbc65790c6218d3bc90a24/tumblr_mmzt54lySg1r7kr84o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51047980304http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51047980304Wed, 22 May 2013 00:18:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bfa14b703ecc8216e5593de40c43c22/tumblr_mmrtzjdBo71qeumowo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51047758989http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51047758989Wed, 22 May 2013 00:15:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d81f79d47211d559ab589c96a1b36ff1/tumblr_mn6brypcBB1qe31lco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://altogetherweathered.tumblr.com/post/51045587063/christian-schloe-portrait-of-a-heart-2013" target="_blank">altogetherweathered</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Christian Schloe - <em>Portrait of a Heart</em> (2013)</p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51046722444http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/51046722444Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq08gsLwK1qmbsmdo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq08gsLwK1qmbsmdo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq08gsLwK1qmbsmdo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50999965238http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50999965238Tue, 21 May 2013 13:35:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff246975ab0ad1b113837e88b7a2bc6c/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ff1bbe68a6daa53cf5580bc082a6897/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/265d59e67a70c2927b80f36bac06387d/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbd17adb59407648e8db765a4770e639/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c3fd0536b7976af3b3503ce632e0b9b/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/34b4f381fe415581897d6a416d0099d0/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b379333dea2344d13d1df333876ea97/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55787d616e75babdda201e35398b8506/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a9d9e6abf1c28b5072ab1e03a22aecb/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89c9f728915441badf56931173f36ef1/tumblr_mm8usmkbON1rpu2r7o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erinsuxx.tumblr.com/post/49543114043/finally-done-the-story-of-the-virgin-mary-and" target="_blank">erinsuxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final.  very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.</p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50999665930http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50999665930Tue, 21 May 2013 13:29:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://this-is-clarity.tumblr.com/post/50581595502/so-i-was-doing-some-lotr-research-because-of" target="_blank">this-is-clarity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I was doing some LOtR research because <em>of course</em> and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.</p> <p><em>Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” </em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_margeomu651qclb0e.gif"/></p> <p><em>Legolas is Moon Moon</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Actually, Legolas doesn&#8217;t have a last name. People just used the translation of his first name as the surname. So, I think technically, we are Moon Moon.</p>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50999158249http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50999158249Tue, 21 May 2013 13:20:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad67437dd8bd8735ddb5d6ed302d8c24/tumblr_mmvf3sArDi1qh3ombo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hammpix.tumblr.com/post/50550565929/for-those-of-you-who-dont-understand-archaeology" target="_blank">hammpix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.</p> </blockquote> <p>Do I need to make a Journey to the Center of the Earth joke?</p>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50997615564http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50997615564Tue, 21 May 2013 12:53:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d870c474fcdb041d4635ce73c6a368d/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8a4a8cdff26af21a5392f4ee75b2c4e/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno1_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c45f75cea494883c7053bf54d52bf56c/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno7_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cbf5c079d4f877ccc8605e55cd4d048/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno8_r3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ba064a5248a97360bc59018df859fe0/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno11_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac7e6e03af3f23fe8bf1028911ef05fc/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno14_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75cd53d249ff17d461a9191f4bcd9048/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno12_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0786a45a0b1ad04b8d589096e5b5fe5/tumblr_mmk3razO391s3ggdno13_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commovente.tumblr.com/post/50976080431/not-natashsa-a-photographic-essay-on-eastern" target="_blank">commovente</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300140/" target="_blank">“not natashsa,” a photographic essay on eastern european sex trafficked slaves by dana popa <br/></a></p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50997147691http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50997147691Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carstairsangel.tumblr.com/post/50414936043" target="_blank">carstairsangel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>When not all the books in the series are the same height.</li> <li>When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.</li> <li>When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.</li> <li>When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.</li> <li>Basically just books.</li> <li>God damn them.</li> </ul></blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996931745http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996931745Tue, 21 May 2013 12:41:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e626f663e57a9b7574e500993b78dcb9/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08ca99c41fd60eee09cdfe2dfa2edca3/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9a7610f633673c9dabbf5fd2c74399a/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/699da57fdbf35246d74a9c50cc057568/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/704cc4ab5ab49f20a8b6208f0e13e7be/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edc3241e034ea8a0605c3597f9474d75/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a46a1c8471ea877403c5d475de5bd7b/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>My people…</p>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996800909http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996800909Tue, 21 May 2013 12:38:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5ef30d51829cab3f39277d15a71efe6/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d04af69d930cdeba7e187f056aeacdea/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b1b670db068503fb4d72bffc5f60289/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6731527565e05f31fc8842e9b3d143e0/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996696042http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996696042Tue, 21 May 2013 12:37:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/661daa3f0f47b112e7bf1dbcf2ed2e84/tumblr_mn448hcrOO1qcskgno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simplynadeen.tumblr.com/post/50926897584/whaddupp-ainee-is-the-first-hijabi-to-be" target="_blank">simplynadeen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Whaddupp!! </span><br/><span>Ainee is the FIRST Hijabi to be featured in Seventeen magazine.</span><br/><br/><span>She’s working “with Gucci, Beyonce for her campaign, Chime for Change and Seventeen Magazine to unite and strengthen the voices speaking out for girls and women around the world”.</span></p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996644419http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996644419Tue, 21 May 2013 12:36:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78211d2022e07e9337c378109f7a049c/tumblr_mn5etubdyF1qaydujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.davidslog.com/50986864134/we-turned-the-times-blue" target="_blank">david</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We turned the Times blue!</p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996575742http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996575742Tue, 21 May 2013 12:34:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3e4df40a57e06f685a2f33b9a9eaf6a/tumblr_mmyocl3s221rbbodpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jasperislington.tumblr.com/post/50987675564/face-week-day-2-my-guyliner-brings-all-the" target="_blank">jasperislington</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Face Week — Day 2</p> <p>My guyliner brings all the girls to the yard.</p> </blockquote>http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996547309http://saffronjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50996547309Tue, 21 May 2013 12:34:19 -0400