John Green's tumblr: sonder →
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep…
We must be our own before we can be another’s.– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via lylaandblu)
My desi father's way to deal with a bad day
Me: Sometimes it's like every single person around you is just out to ruin your whole day, right?
Dad: I cannot find my socks. Where are?
Me: "Where are they."
Dad: Yes, where are they?
Me: You're not listening. I said something.
Dad: Well, my method is simple. Alhumdulillah. When everyone is acting foolish and annoying me, I just think to myself, "You all are going to die some day. All of you. Everybody. Good."
Dad: It gives me peace to know they and their stupidity is not immortal, you see. I am a rational person.
92 year old bootlegs movies, sends them to troops...
iheartchaos: While the MPAA goes after people for downloading ripped theater vids of Twilight, 92 year old Hyman Strachman has been churning out shitloads of DVDs of first run movies to send to American troops overseas. Because he’s old and he’s doing it for the troops, so the MPAA can suck it. Read More
instant-amnesia: when people seriously compliment me it’s like wow are you being for real like god bless you and your family and I hope all your dreams come true amen
AND IT WAS DECREED THAT I SHALL DO NONE OF MY WORK
AND THAT THE ROMAN EMPERORS WILL ALL BE IDENTIFIED ON TOMORROW’S FINAL BY IF THEY DID OR DID NOT SLEEP WITH THEIR SISTERS CALIGULA - CHECK! NERO - CHECK! MY KOALA PILLOWPET - EUCALYPTUS (THAT’S NOT HIS NAME THAT’S HIS SEXUALITY)
: 'Black Widow' movie will focus on the heroine's... →
imjesuschrist: scaly-panties: ‘Black Widow’ movie will focus on the heroine’s origin khaleesi: After a standalone film for Black Widow has been confirmed post “The Avengers”, lead actress Scarlett Johansson says it will be a prequel. The 27-year-old actress, who played the…
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up.– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via be-still-my-soul)
readmor: if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
You are not IN the universe, you ARE the universe, an intrinsic part of it....– Eckhart Tolle (via astralnavigations)
aikainkauna: So YouTube is taking down “Loki’d”. Right. Knew it was a good idea to save it so I can repost it for those who haven’t seen the beauty of it yet. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll soil yourself. You’ll be a human wreck. But it’s all right. Wtf.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.– Françoise Sagan (via unejeunedemoiselle)