sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
neil-gaiman: I just got out of bed, and snuck over to the computer, and supported Amanda’s Kickstarter. (Happy Birthday, darling.) Watch the video. It will tell you everything about Amanda, that you could ever want to know. Also, it’s really sweet and funny. Help out Amanda Palmer, so she can continue making fucking fantastic music!!!
failbag: guys like to complain about how hard it is to get a girlfriend and how they’re always being put in the ‘friend-zone’ maybe if they actually TRIED building an attractive nest out of pebbles they would find a female to mate with before the harsh winter came, did they ever consider THAT It may be the art student in me, but if a guy were to build me a nest out of pebbles, he would be my...
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
apriki: And Hitler was like: And Goebbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like:
I have suffered the atrocity of sunsets.– Sylvia Plath, Elm (via seabois)
helloitsollie: great—escape: you know what’s really weird? the fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts...– Charles Bukowski (via akidnamedcudi)
fourtypercent: The feeling I get is that everything would be easier without me existing. And what’s worse is that I’ve made a list of exactly how that can be justified that is entirely factual and logical. And, for the first time in three years, I found myself thinking about the next way I’d try to kill myself… You’re gonna have to reverse that feeling. Because although I don’t...
Humor is attractive.
I love when a person can give me a really good smile and/or laugh. It doesn’t take a lot for me to like you. If you can legitimately make me feel happy, even in the slightest way, I’ll fall for you right on the spot. Humor is definitely a plus for me, because then I know that on my worst days; someone like you could always cheer me up again.
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potterheadproblems: Guys….it works…look I just typed in “Chairman Mao” and it gave me historically accurate facts. This is gold.
This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a...– LOL. So funny, so sad. (via stopracismandhomophobiaongrindr)
102 Resources for Fiction Writers →
roane72: fyeahnanowrimo: thinkings0ber: 102 Resources for Fiction Writers vulpesinculta: Are you still stuck for ideas for National Novel Writing Month? Or are you working on a novel at a more leisurely pace? Here are 102 resources on Character, Point of View, Dialogue, Plot, Conflict, Structure, Outlining, Setting, and World Building, plus some links to generate Ideas and Inspiration. ...
occasionallyundulyformal asked: OH! I REMEMBER: Sometimes it weirds me out that The First BAMF Lady and I have the same first name. Cause when Bad-ass Obama starts talking about 'Michelle' I have to take a moment and say, "Nope, he's still not talking about me... Bummer."