Ingredients for margaritas...check.
Last day of classes…yet to come. Naked Bike Ride…yet to happen. But all are inevitable.
williamandcatherine: Prince Harry, the younger brother of Prince William, is throwing a “survivors breakfast” at 6 am on Saturday, April 30. It’s for those who have partied the night away at Buckingham Palace. On the menu, according to celebs.gather.com, is what’s known as “treasure chests.” It’s a concoction of rum and champagne poured into ice chests. Bacon sandwiches will also be served, as...
dederants: Afterbirthers Demand to See Obama’s Placenta wizarding: In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside his mother’s womb. “All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and...
The biggest teenage taboo is being strait-laced. It’s easy to tell a researcher...– Charlie Brooker (via jon-morgan, wildland) (via andthemachine) (via legendary-awesomeness) (via hyacinthian) (via torayot) (via visceralsimulacrum) (via michaelbush) (via theunmovedmover) Life, The Youth (via samanthamumbles) (via foreveradizzydreamer) (via old-alone-done-for) (via unorginal) ...
Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts,...– Shel Silverstein (via misswallflower)
Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...– Anneli Rufus (via airplanes) This, times about a thousand.
Tomorrow is another day.
Actually… it’s today. So I’m going to sleep now, and am going to wake up extremely early to finish/start my first of two papers I will be writing “tomorrow.” FML. But if I can’t pull this off, I don’t deserve to be an Art Major. So there.
Muthafucking Gauguin. You screwed me, bro.
What kind of joke is it to make, like, three versions of a painting and name them all different things? And not have the one I saw IN THE MUSEUM in any of the compilations of your works. Yet, have one that looks very similar, and titled the wrong thing. Or, better yet, one that is completely dissimilar, and titled the correct thing. Whatever. We’re over, Gauguin. We were cool, but now me...
'Bout to make a nice, 11:19pm trip to the library.
How about leavin’ that 3-4page paper ‘til the night before you have to write another, 5-6page one? Why, yes, please! WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF.
MY FRIENDS JUST RAN AROUND CAMPUS LIKE THEY WERE THE GHOSTBUSTERS. [With the theme music. And white jumpsuits. And my other friend in a green sheet.]
Suck it, book review!
1,292 words / 3,000. I refuse to acknowledge you, Professor Doesn’t-Know-How-To-Do-Your-Job-Reasonably!
So much of my brain is dead right now.
If I do this book report how my professor wants me too, I would just basically be transcribing the book. Fuck that shit: cut the word count in half and leave it at that. I have other shit to do.
Pres. Obama is officially releasing a copy of his...
ladypeinforte: oh god this is so important i can barely keep my head up from all the importance this exudes.
Also in the news: Pakistan acknowledges third...
raisinbran: Pakistan has taken the landmark decision to allow transsexuals to have their own gender category on some official documents. The country’s Supreme Court has ruled that those Pakistanis who do not consider themselves to be either male or female should be allowed to choose an alternative sex when they apply for their national identity cards. -via For such a conservative country,...
paintedtheatre asked: speaking of cute boy .... how was back-packing?!?! I must know! ^_^
Keri Hilson, Pretty Girl Rock
1. Hayley A girls name, usually associated with a fairly small cute but hot...– Urban Dictionary.