December 2010
Excerpting Severus Snape Puppet's Diary:
fourtypercent:
[Birthday Edition]
Today, the orange one accidentally drank one of my more expensive elixirs. He promptly vomited a glittering rainbow of foul waste. The classroom erupted with applause, triggering my migraine. I aborted the class, and was left to clean the boy’s sick. Halfway through, Argus Filch showed up and bragged about his many affairs with Hogsmeade barmaids. Then, he told...
Daily Journal Of A Slacker: Email of the day →
frangry:
From: Amed Sarah <jihad_juzgador@XXXX> Date: Tue, Nov 30, 2010 at 5:22 PM Subject: IN RESPONSE TO THE POST OF YOUR CITE http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/1415353036/i-think-my-gynecologist-just-broke-my-hymen
Virgins whont need Pap Smears, also not Transvaginal…
Please click-through to read all of this terribleness. If only for the spelling.
pathless woods: hearth witch →
pathlesswoods:
From Hearth Witch by Anna Franklin
A few years ago I invented the term ‘Hearth Witch’ to describe the witch who sees the sacred within the physical, the magical in the mundane, and uses this knowledge to incorporate spiritual practice into her everyday life. The way of the Hearth Witch is an…
November 2010
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that...”
– Albert Camus (via revolutionnow)
20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To... →
timekiller-s:
bradicalmang:
WILMINGTON, DE—The nation looked on in reverence Friday as 20,000 citizens were decapitated, dismembered, and burned alive in the name of Corporate America, continuing the age-old annual rite to ensure bounteous profits in the coming fiscal year.
“Corporate America has always provided us with plenty,” said High Priest James N. Cahill, who opened the ceremony by...
My fucking hipster Sagittarius CA is so...
He admitted to our friend and I tonight that he doesn’t really care about anything—he’s just doing it to get ahead. He also doesn’t know why he dresses up anymore. He may want to look good, or he might want to impress people.
But he doesn’t know.
At least he’s honest.
He also might have said that he would be okay with marrying a man if it meant he was taken...
“I’d rather do nothing and be happy than do something I don’t love.”
– (via jadorechaos)
2 tags
uncertaintimes:
271 Undocumented, Never-Before-Seen Works by Pablo Picasso Turn Up in France
I’m excited!
3 tags
Hello steffermee and gemmaoclock!
Thank you for the Follow. Monty Python and Lush in the same day—strange fate. Can’t wait to see more of each of you!
appledork:
Winter Read:
The Suicide Collectors...
I'm going on Break!
Unfortunately, that also means that I will be on break from an internet connection. So I will see you guys Sunday night.
See you then,
Hayley
Hey blankpagesfullbooks.
Thanks for the Follow! I really enjoyed looking through your blog.
Seems I've been letting slip my male preferences...
…well. Just one more friend to make me look really good. Hopefully.
This week, you guys.
This.
Week.
[It’s the fucking Blue Moon, I know it is.]
Roommate has devastating breakup; finds new guy in...
I am single for almost 21 years; find a guy NEVER.
Hmmm…
“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via demelzafey)
4 tags
thelittlebat-deactivated2010122 asked: I don't think the answer box accepted all of my text, so here's what I just found (in regards to the Harry/Hermione kiss):
It was part of a Voldemort induced hallucination that Ron was experiencing.
That's still not cool, though! Here's the link, too - http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1652680/20101119/story.jhtml
It was part of a Voldemort induced hallucination that Ron was experiencing.
That's still not cool, though! Here's the link, too - http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1652680/20101119/story.jhtml
1 tag
Thanks for the Answers, guys.
I don’t remember it being in the books…but whatever. As long as it was some form of unreality.
Victoria:
I wanted to know why that is in the movie. The actual reason. I haven’t seen it yet; I just want to fucking know.
Why would Hermione ever be kissing Harry? What reason did they trump up for this? What is the circumstance of the kiss?
Okay--why the fuck is Hermione kissing Harry in...
I just really need to know. What is going on here?
Being SINGLE . . .
magneticpanda:
-chasingstallionducks-:
-nothing-and-nowhere-:
thefeelingismutual:
Most of the time it’s like
But then you have your moments & now, it’s like
Yep.
forever alone.
Yep.
I’m not one for self-pity—I have pretty much gotten what I’ve gotten (which is nothing) because I have worked for it; but sometimes, yes. This is what it feels like.
Slept through work today. Conclusion?
Still paying back that karma from Wednesday.
Things accomplished tonight:
Dyed hair purple. Magenta, really. For the second time. I had too much hair for just one bottle of Garnier Black Cherry/Deep Burgundy.
Taped a white board marker to my fucking hipster Sagittarius CA’s door because he needed a new one, and I kept it by my door to write on his anyway.
Apology/Charity= better karma than I’ve had the past few days. I was locked out of my room naked the...
3 tags
Email one of my friends was sent by another...
Subject: My friend…I LOVE YOUR GUTS!!! let’s save a life now…
My brothers and sisters of this world, so many of you claim to love God, but fail in the eye of the father when it comes to following his word. So many of you are quick to take the title of a Christian ONLY when asked or in church, yet are ashamed to share the gospel of Christ through your own mouth and actions. The...
We made up though.
Cause I was the bigger person.
And once again, the conflict mediation specialist of [our dormitory].
Fucking drama drama drama.
Still love him a little though. I feel like the guy going, “Girls are so difficult!”
