“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.”
Chuck Palahniuk
Guys….it works…look
I just typed in “Chairman Mao” and it gave me historically accurate facts. This is gold.
This is a great tool to reference if you write a paper, just don’t use it as the actual paper. Plagiarism, unquestionably.
I definitely don’t know where it culls it’s information from, or how, but I found it highly entertaining. I hope none of us would genuinely attempt to turn in a paper from it.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
SHIT
I apparently missed the “sexy college graduate” tutorial.
It was probably one of those days I skipped class…
Do my wifey and I get a ship name? :o
YES! FumblingShadows
This or CrisisFumbles. I like these.
Um both of those names sound like a serious precursor to some kind of epic romance and I really have no problem with that
Fumbling Shadows is obviously the title of the epic paperback romance novel about your love. But, more importantly, what would the cover look like?
Sometimes I sit around thinking up villain-type unnecessary monologues.
(via shadowstep-of-bast)
Do my wifey and I get a ship name? :o
YES! FumblingShadows
This or CrisisFumbles. I like these.
Um both of those names sound like a serious precursor to some kind of epic romance and I really have no problem with that
Fumbling Shadows is obviously the title of the epic paperback romance novel about your love. But, more importantly, what would the cover look like?
I have this image now of nightmare worker Nat hovering over me as I sleep and my hand sort of tangled in her clothes. Thanks for making me ask that question. :P
YES
OUR SHIP IS BEST SHIP!
This book cover. I shall paint it.
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS
these fake ass diaries that were SO WELL WRITTEN that your 10-year-old self was about a million percent convinced that someone’s ratty ass diary survived the sinking of the Titanic and became a national best seller
THEY COVERED FUCKIN EVERYTHING
(via shadowstep-of-bast)
John Barrowman Disney’s lost Prince
THE GAY PRINCE THAT TUMBLR WANTED
YES PERFECT
I NEED THIS
THE GAY PRINCE TUMBLR DESERVES
(via thewispsoftime)
