Ask me anything

“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.”

Chuck Palahniuk
Magic Essay Typer

tempusomniarevelat:

saffronjunkie:

potterheadproblems:

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Guys….it works…look

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I just typed in “Chairman Mao” and it gave me historically accurate facts. This is gold.

This is a great tool to reference if you write a paper, just don’t use it as the actual paper. Plagiarism, unquestionably.

I definitely don’t know where it culls it’s information from, or how, but I found it highly entertaining. I hope none of us would genuinely attempt to turn in a paper from it.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

2 days ago
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angryanatolian:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

SHIT

I apparently missed the “sexy college graduate” tutorial.

It was probably one of those days I skipped class…

2 days ago
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shadowkingsmidlifecrisis:

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

witchlingfumbles:

Do my wifey and I get a ship name? :o

YES! FumblingShadows

This or CrisisFumbles. I like these.

Um both of those names sound like a serious precursor to some kind of epic romance and I really have no problem with that

Fumbling Shadows is obviously the title of the epic paperback romance novel about your love. But, more importantly, what would the cover look like? 

3 days ago
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decayingmalady:

Sometimes I sit around thinking up villain-type unnecessary monologues.

(via shadowstep-of-bast)

3 days ago
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witchlingfumbles:

shadowkingsmidlifecrisis:

witchlingfumbles:

saffronjunkie:

shadowkingsmidlifecrisis:

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

witchlingfumbles:

Do my wifey and I get a ship name? :o

YES! FumblingShadows

This or CrisisFumbles. I like these.

Um both of those names sound like a serious precursor to some kind of epic romance and I really have no problem with that

Fumbling Shadows is obviously the title of the epic paperback romance novel about your love. But, more importantly, what would the cover look like? 

I have this image now of nightmare worker Nat hovering over me as I sleep and my hand sort of tangled in her clothes. Thanks for making me ask that question. :P

YES

OUR SHIP IS BEST SHIP!

This book cover. I shall paint it.

2 days ago
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assholedisney:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS

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these fake ass diaries that were SO WELL WRITTEN that your 10-year-old self was about a million percent convinced that someone’s ratty ass diary survived the sinking of the Titanic and became a national best seller 

THEY COVERED FUCKIN EVERYTHING

Read More

(via shadowstep-of-bast)

3 days ago
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soloontherocks:

thescienceofjohnlock:

doctah-wholmes:

mountiegirl:

John Barrowman Disney’s lost Prince

THE GAY PRINCE THAT TUMBLR WANTED

YES PERFECT

I NEED THIS

THE GAY PRINCE TUMBLR DESERVES

soloontherocks:

thescienceofjohnlock:

doctah-wholmes:

mountiegirl:

John Barrowman Disney’s lost Prince

THE GAY PRINCE THAT TUMBLR WANTED

YES PERFECT

I NEED THIS

THE GAY PRINCE TUMBLR DESERVES

(via thewispsoftime)

3 days ago
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